Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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