Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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