shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We got so high we made milksteak
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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