How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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