you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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