Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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