I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
how drunk are you?
Several
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
