does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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