BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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