I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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