Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
