im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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