hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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