I bet he comes in French.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
