If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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