That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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