yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
