Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I cut my penus on the lid.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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