there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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