so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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