I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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