There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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