my sisters under your porch take her home
I understand Curling. That high.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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