I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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