is your mom at the bar?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
