So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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