We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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