from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
