i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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