Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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