Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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