so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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