If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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