I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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