Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Shame is for Republicans.
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