...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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