I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we made out on top of his cat.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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