Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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