What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i dont even know how to be here
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
