i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
