Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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