32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can you bring me the toilet please
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize