Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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