I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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