So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
