i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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