After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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