have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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