I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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