so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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