Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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