the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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