omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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