i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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