He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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