i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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