thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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